Tuesday, May 28, 2019

[JOKES]won the Lotto

A man comes home and yells joyfully: “Honey I won the Lotto! Pack your things for a nice big vacation!”
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She asks: “Awesome! Should I pack for warm or cold weather?”
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Man beams: “I don’t care. Just be on your way already!”


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