A mermaid, of course.
27. What do you call a bee that’s having a bad hair day?
Frisbee.
28. Which plant rules the garden?
The dande-lion.
29. Why did the skeleton hit the party solo?
He had no body to go with him.
30. What does the cobbler say when a cat wanders into his shop?
Shoe!
31. Why was the poor guy selling yeast?
To raise some dough.
32. What’s a firefly’s favorite game?
Hide-and-glow-seek.
33. Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?
His mummy, of course.
34. What do you call a pooch living in Alaska?
A chilly dog.
35. Why was the sand wet?
Because the sea weed.
36. How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer.
37. Did you hear about that wedding?
It was in-tents.
38. How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
He could feel his presents.
39. What do baby kangaroos wear when it’s cold out?
Jumpsuits.
40. What kind of music to chiropractors listen to?
Mostly hip-pop.
41. What’s the most famous creature in the ocean?
The starfish.
42. I just wrote a book on reverse psychology.
Do not read it!
43. What do ants get when they do all their chores?
An allow-ants.
44. Why don’t skeletons watch scary movies?
They just don’t have the guts.
45. What did one egg say to the other?
Eggs-cuse me, please.
46. What’s so bad about Russian dolls?
They’re all so full of themselves.
47. Why doesn’t anyone want to shave a crazy sheep?
Cause it’s a baaaaaaaaaad idea.
48. What do clouds wear under their shorts?
Thunderpants.
49. What does a farmer say after feeding a stick of dynamite to his steer?
Abominable! [A-bomb-in-a-bull}
50. Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?
Because he was a little shellfish.
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